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Bbbye Bye! Quotes About Money

April 15th. Sigh. The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. Ronald Reagan I love to go to Washington-if only to be near my … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Air!

Just in time for Valentines Day! Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner True love stories never … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Have you ever paid for a kiss? Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen … Continue reading

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Oops! I Did it Again: Quotes About Mistakes

Some days the only things I accomplish are making mistakes! Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John C. Maxwell The world was my oyster … Continue reading

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Theories By Einstein From His Time At The Swiss Patent Office by Alex Berg

Thank you to Alex Berg c 2006~ Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past … Continue reading

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7 Timely Quotes About Taxes

I’ve filed my extension. How about you? It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . … Continue reading

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Final Exams Got You Down? Let Albert Einstein Cheer You Up!

How is it possible that a man whose name is synonymous with genius can make me feel so good about myself? Here’s a few of my favorite quotes by Albert Einstein for all those suffering through final exams: A person … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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