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How Many [Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb Part 2

So little space so many jokes. Here are a few more ways to change a light bulb: How many Iyengar yogis does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he’ll need a sticky mat, a chair, 2 … Continue reading

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How Many [You Fill in the Blank] Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Wow. If only Thomas Edison knew there would be so many ways to change his little invention! How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish! How many safety inspectors does it take to change … Continue reading

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Classic Movie Quotes Coffee Mug

Ahh! So excited to get these great coffee mugs in! Each mug has over 2 dozen immortal quotes from classic movies such as, “You talkin’ to me?“, “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers“, and “Plastics.” These stellar … Continue reading

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Acting: It’s No Joke!

How do you get an actor off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza! What’s the most dangerous thing in a community theater? An actor with a power tool! How many actors does it take to change a light … Continue reading

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