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Where Do Homeless Accountants Live?

In tax shelters! Ooof! And a few more jokes about those fine folks who worked on our tax forms: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? He has a loophole named after him! What’s the difference between the short … Continue reading

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What’s the Difference Between Tax Avoidance & Tax Evasion?

 Jail! Here’s a few more jokes to take the sting out of Tax Day: What’s the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter! (Thank you, … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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What Does An Accountant Do to Liven Up a Party?

Not show up! OUCH! Well. I’m guessing by these jokes that accountants are not know for their senses of humor. Come on, CPA’s! Prove me wrong! When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes that he … Continue reading

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