Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes.skeleton jokes

  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
  • Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with!
  • Who was the winner of the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
  • What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Appetite!
  • Why can’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
  • What is a skeleton’s favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant? Spare ribs!
  • Who is a skeleton’s favorite emperor? Napoleon Boneaparte!

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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

  • Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River PhoenixHalloween
  • Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond
  • On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield
  • Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. Lorna Luft
  • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. Mason Cooley
  • I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Author Unknown
  • There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask. Colette
  • Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special. Chris Rock
  • A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

  • Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers classy zombieseparately!
  • What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich!
  • What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt!
  • Why was the zombie expelled from school? He kept buttering up his teacher!
  • What does a zombie look for in a girlfriend? Someone with a pulse and plenty of brains!
  • How do patriotic zombies serve their country? They join the Marine Copse!
  • What did the zombie say to his friend after he ate the comedian? This tastes funny!
  • What does it take to become a zombie?DEAdication!
  • Why did the zombie put arsenic on his Wheaties? Because he was a cereal killer!
  • Why did the zombie have to stop teaching? He only had one pupil!

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Claws Are Out! Quotes About Cats

I will not comment. The quotes speak for themselves:cat juggling mice

  • No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
  • Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud
  • In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett
  • Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis
  • Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
  • Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal. Eddie Izzard
  • Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. Anonymous

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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters halloween witchgroan with pleasure!

  • Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling!
  • Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which witch is which!
  • Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
  • What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch? Being her broom!
  • What do you call two witches that live together?Broom mates!
  • What kinds of tests do witches take? Hex-aminations!
  • Why shouldn’t angry witches ride their broomsticks? They might fly off the handle!
  • What do you call a sweet, gentle witch? A failure!
  • Why won’t a witch wear a flat-topped hat? Because there is no point in it!

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests Castle ghostsgroaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes:

  • Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him!
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
  • What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people? Poultrygeist!
  • What do you do when you see a ghost? Run away!
  • Which kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos!
  • What did the ghost say when his girlfriend put on a new designer sheet? You look boooo-tiful!
  • What is the first thing a ghost does when she gets in to her car? Fastens her sheet belt!
  • Which streets are ghosts’ favorite haunting spots? Dead ends!

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Celebrating Coffee International Coffee Day!

Did you know that September 29th is International Coffee Day? I have never greek diner coffeeneeded a reason to start my day with a cup, or two, of coffee. Not wanting to be a party pooper I plan to celebrate Coffee Day by having my coffee hot in the morning, iced in the afternoon and mochaed in the evening. How about you?

  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  Flash Rosenberg
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Stephen Wright
  • Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. Anonymous
  • A morning without coffee is like sleep.  Anonymous
  • My blood type is Folgers. Anonymous
  • I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. Stephen coffee cup for book loverWright
  • I like my coffee like I like my women, In a plastic cup. Eddie Izzard
  • If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsover. David Letterman

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best:Joan Rivers

  • I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
  • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
  • He who limps is still walking.
  • I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
  • Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Every year people around the world celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day on September pirate19th. Really. Arrrrrrr you ready?

  • Why do pirates wear eye patches? Because they can’t afford iPads!
  • Why did the pirate stay in the head for so long? Because he had the ships!
  • What is a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrrugala!
  • What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a parade? Da Balloons!
  • Who cleans a pirate captain’s quarters? A mermaid!
  • Which card games do pirates like best? Gin and Rummy!
  • What did the dyslexic pirate say? Raaaaaaaa!
  • What is a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrrrrt!
  • Which movies do pirates like best? Arrrrrrrr-rated ones!
  • What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
  • Which kind of ships do pirates avoid? RelationSHIPS!

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes:politicians scrape shit from boots

    • Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people!
    • What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more liquor!
    • What’s the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish!                                                                                       What’s the difference between a politician and a sack of manure?The sack!
    • Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians? Professional courtesy!
    • What’s the difference between a good politician and a bad politician? A headstone!
    • What do you call a group of skydiving politicians? Skeet!
    • How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving!    

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