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Horray for Hollywood! Quotes from the Stars

The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money. Marlon Brando In Hollywood if you don’t have a shrink, people think you’re crazy. Johnny Carson I never go out unless I … Continue reading

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Jokes About Mice: EEEEEEK!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse! What does a twenty pound mouse say to a cat? ‘Here kitty, kitty, kitty!’ What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code! … Continue reading

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Chris Rock, Oscar Host- Very Quotable, Indeed!

Chris Rock will be the host of this year’s Oscars. I might even watch the whole show! Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing. Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they … Continue reading

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From the Sick Bed: Doctor Jokes

Ugh! Got a rotten cold but what better time to dredge up some more doctor jokes? My personal favorite is the last one. Patient: Doctor! I’m dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning! Doctor: Try getting … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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We’re Nuts About Squirrelly Valentines Day Jokes

Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that quite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment! What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Air!

Just in time for Valentines Day! Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner True love stories never … Continue reading

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Oy! Quotes About Politics

Politics and the weather! Seems that all anyone is talking about! I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P J O’ Rourke A politician needs the … Continue reading

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More Snowman Jokes!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man! What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out! Why did Frosty the snowman want … Continue reading

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A Polar Bear’s 10 Favorite Jokes

On my last trip to the North Pole, I asked a friendly polar bear to give me a few of his favorite jokes. Here they are: Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in theater! What noise wakes you … Continue reading

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