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From the Sick Bed: Doctor Jokes

Ugh! Got a rotten cold but what better time to dredge up some more doctor jokes? My personal favorite is the last one. Patient: Doctor! I’m dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning! Doctor: Try getting … Continue reading

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Pucker Up! Quotes About Kissing

Just in time for Valentines Day! People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bette Davis A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. … Continue reading

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We’re Nuts About Squirrelly Valentines Day Jokes

Well go figure! As I was rounded up some Valentines Day jokes I noticed that quite a few were about squirrels. Hope these cashew at a good moment! What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s … Continue reading

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Love Is In The Air!

Just in time for Valentines Day! Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner True love stories never … Continue reading

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Oy! Quotes About Politics

Politics and the weather! Seems that all anyone is talking about! I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger. P J O’ Rourke A politician needs the … Continue reading

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More Snowman Jokes!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man! What do you say to a stressed snowman? Chill out! Why did Frosty the snowman want … Continue reading

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A Polar Bear’s 10 Favorite Jokes

On my last trip to the North Pole, I asked a friendly polar bear to give me a few of his favorite jokes. Here they are: Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in theater! What noise wakes you … Continue reading

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Read These Dr Martin Luther King, Jr Quotes

Several years ago during a trip to San Francisco, I visited the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial,Revelations, in the Yerba Buena Gardens. Housed behind a 20 foot high and fifty foot wide waterfall, visitors are drawn through glass panels … Continue reading

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Snowmen Jokes!

How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you! What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies! What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes! What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce! What does a snowman take … Continue reading

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Tender Christmas Quotes

Mirth in a Box wishes everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.  In … Continue reading

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