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This Flu Joke Might Make You Sick!

But it certainly made me laugh! This year’s run of the Flu is certainly serious, but here at Mirth In A Box we try to find a little bit of laughter in everything. Patient: “Doctor, doctor! Can you help me? I am awfully … Continue reading

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Brrrrr! Snowman Jokes

Here are a few Snowman jokes to get you through the bitter cold this winter! We’re hoping that a good laugh will help keep you warm! Why did Frosty the Snowman divorce his wife? Because his wife turned out to … Continue reading

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Snow Day Essentials

Brrrrrr! As we ring in the new year, mounds of snow have already made their way into our backyards and it seems like they are here to stay.  With great snow accumulation comes a great amount of snow days.  But despite the … Continue reading

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How Many Politicians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Wow. So many answers to the age old question, “How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?” Here are some of my favorites: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change … Continue reading

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Unbearable Grizzly Bear Jokes

In honor of “The Revenant” What do grizzly bears call mountain bike riders? Meals on wheels! What did the grizzly bear say when he saw some campers in sleeping bags? Yum! Hot Pockets! Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food? … Continue reading

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Getting Educated-Quotes About Learning

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. Plutarch Education is no substitute for intelligence. Frank Herbert You can never be overdressed or overeducated. Oscar Wilde Education is the ability to listen to … Continue reading

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April Fools Day Jokes

Why did the April fool get fired from working at the M& M factory? He threw out all the W’s! Why do April fools wear ear muffs? To avoid the draft! Why did the April fool stare at the can … Continue reading

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One Dozen Grade A [Easter] Egg Jokes!

How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day! What sport are the eggs good at? Running! Why does everyone think the chef … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me!

As I get ready to celebrate another birthday-and this one is a biggie-I’m repeating this quote by Pablo Picasso over and over: “It takes a very long time to become young.” Enough said! I’m going outside to play! Mirth in … Continue reading

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Grade A Chicken Jokes

All Eggcellent! What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck! What did the rooster do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? He kicked the bucket! What do chickens serve at their birthday parties? Coopcakes! How do … Continue reading

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