Category Archives: Quotes

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Saccharine and Sarcastic Quotes About the Weather!

Ugh! I’m checking the weather way too much this summer! Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
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August 7th is International Friendship Day!

Did you know that August 7th is Friendship Day? Nor did I but this crass invention of a holiday intended to sell greeting cards has now been embraced by the United Nations was well as the United States. Here’s a few … Continue reading

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Stormy Weather? Read On!

Has a bit of rain got you down? A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods. Rachel Carson It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity … Continue reading

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Olympians Quoted: Citius, Altius, Fortius*

Faster, higher, stronger! I am building a fire, and every day I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match. Mia Hamm It’s not bragging if you can back it up. Muhammad Ali Never … Continue reading

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Ruff Day? Check Out These Funny Sayings About Dogs!

Some playful, some pawful….. Dogs are forever in the push up position. Mitch Hedberg I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles M. Schulz If dogs … Continue reading

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Why Should I Learn Golf? These Quotes Make it Sound Frustrating!

Every few years someone tries to encourage me to take up golf. I’ve yet to be convinced. The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s … Continue reading

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These Are In Tents: Corny Camping One Liners

If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.  Thomas E. Dewey
 I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call “indoorsy”… My wife always brings up, “Camping’s a tradition in my family.” Hey, … Continue reading

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Catch of the Day: Quotes About Fishing!

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.  Paul Schullery In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. Jose Simon Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.  He was using a dotted line.  He caught … Continue reading

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Buggy Quotes: Insects, Bugs, and Arachnids

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth. Katherine Applegate Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how … Continue reading

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Quotes for Father’s Day

Happy Fathers’ Day! A two year old is kind of like have a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld. Having children is like living in a frat house-nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot … Continue reading

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