Category Archives: Quotes

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College Graduation Quotes

Know someone who is graduating from college this year? Not only will they be getting a nice diploma but they’ll be getting lots of advice. Here’s some pearls of wisdom I thought were particularly appropriate: To those of you who … Continue reading

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Erma Bombeck- Oh Mother!

Erma Bombeck always saw the humor in the everyday mishaps of family life! Never have more children than you have car windows. All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with … Continue reading

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Win? Place? Show? Horse Racing Quotes

Mint Juleps, elaborate hats, and betting! It’s almost time for the Kentucky Derby! You’re better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn’t wanna wander … Continue reading

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Final Exams Got You Down? Let Albert Einstein Cheer You Up!

How is it possible that a man whose name is synonymous with genius can make me feel so good about myself? Here’s a few of my favorite quotes by Albert Einstein for all those suffering through final exams: A person … Continue reading

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Taxes! Quotes & Quips!

T. S. Eliot begins best known poem, “The Wasteland” with, ‘April is the cruellest month…’ . No, he wasn’t referring to Tax Day in the US of A, but if it weren’t for the abundance of spring flowers we might … Continue reading

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Quintessential Margaret Thatcher Quotes

Margaret Thatcher was Britain’s first female Prime Minister. She served from 1979 until 1990. Here’s a few of my favorite Margaret Thatcher quotes: Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. … Continue reading

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5 Great Quotes About College

Sigh! Spent most of my time at college counting the days until I graduated. Looking back…those were fun times! Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain College is a refuge from hasty judgment.Robert Frost College is a … Continue reading

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Finally Spring is Here!

Here’s a few of my favorite quotes about springtime: Don’t forget it’s daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. David Letterman Spring is when you feel like whistling … Continue reading

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Quotes About the Irish

These quotes are magically delicious! In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day! The curse of the Irish is not that they don’t know the words to a song — it’s that they know them all. Susan Dooley This [the Irish] is … Continue reading

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Lots More Irish Toasts!

Wow! I think there is an Irish toast for ever sip you’ll ever take in your entire life! Here are some more: May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows your dead! May I see … Continue reading

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