Category Archives: Quotes

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Famous Money Quotes

Cha Ching! Here are a few quotes to spice up your Sunday and remind you that tomorrow is Monday, and Monday means back to work…ya know in the hopes of making more money. “I’m not worried about the deficit. Its big enough … Continue reading

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May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Red Carpet Fashion Digs-Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to resurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners: Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions. I’ve seen better coats on a dog … Continue reading

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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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Claws Are Out! Quotes About Cats

I will not comment. The quotes speak for themselves: No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; … Continue reading

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Celebrating Coffee International Coffee Day!

Did you know that September 29th is International Coffee Day? I have never needed a reason to start my day with a cup, or two, of coffee. Not wanting to be a party pooper I plan to celebrate Coffee Day … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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14 Memorable Quotes About Books

Are you the type who likes to curls up with a good book on a cold night? I sure am. I think you’ll enjoy these quotes: Every burned book enlightens the world. Ralph Waldo Emerson There are worse crimes than … Continue reading

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Smelling the Flowers: Gardening Quotes

As the summer heat abates I begin, once again, to spend time in my garden. Ahhhhh!!!!! A garden is a grand teacher. It teaches patience and careful watchfulness; it teaches industry and thrift; above all it teaches entire trust. Gertrude … Continue reading

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Bzzzzzz! Insects are Intense!

Get it? If you’ve ever gone camping you know that insects are found IN TENTS!!!!!Never mind. Here are some cute insect & bug quotes with a touch of poetry: Take time to smell the roses and eventually you’ll inhale a … Continue reading

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