Category Archives: Humor

Everyone has a funny bone! Low brow and high brow humor for just about everyone.

Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts! Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with! Who was the … Continue reading

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Every year people around the world celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th. Really. Arrrrrrr you ready? Why do pirates wear eye patches? Because they can’t afford iPads! Why did the pirate stay in the head for so … Continue reading

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Oh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and time for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes. Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class … Continue reading

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How Do You Cheer Up a Blue Bird?

Do not disparrow! Try out these bird jokes (Good Grebe!): What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? Shredded Tweet! How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow! What birds spend … Continue reading

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