Category Archives: Jokes

Yeah. This is where you’ll find lots of short jokes!

Flipper’s Favorite Dolphin Jokes

We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin! … Continue reading

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These Croaked Me Up: Frog Jokes

What does a frog say when it sees something he really likes? Toadly awesome! Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hopperation! What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in! What do frogs do … Continue reading

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Comedic Cephalopods: Squid and Octopus Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid! How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles! Who held the baby octopus for ransome? Squidnappers! What … Continue reading

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We’re Hooked- Fish Jokes

What happens when the tuna fisherman has a bad day? He gets canned! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Where do fish clean up? In a river basin! Where do fish sleep at night? On the … Continue reading

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A Flock of Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get haircuts? To the Baa Baa shop! What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?An animal that can sew its own sweaters! What do you get if you cross an angry … Continue reading

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Giddy Up! Horse Jokes!

Some carefully curated horse jokes: What did one horse say to the other? The pace looks familiar but I can’t remember the mane! Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! Why couldn’t the pony sing “Yankee … Continue reading

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Forest Critters Jokes

Just in time for camping season! What do call a raccoon with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want! He can’t hear you! Did you hear the joke about the owl? It was a hoot! What do you call … Continue reading

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The Monkeys are Running the Zoo! Jokes About Monkeys

Go bananas over these jokes! What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys?Split! Which type of monkeys fly? Hot Air Baboons! Why don’t the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more? There are just too many cheetahs! … Continue reading

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Why is No One Laughing at These Gardening Jokes?

Because they are so CORNY! But that has never stopped me…. What did the big flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud! What is green and goes to a summer camp? A Brussels’ scout! Why did the Golden … Continue reading

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Unbearable Grizzly Bear Jokes

In honor of “The Revenant” What do grizzly bears call mountain bike riders? Meals on wheels! What did the grizzly bear say when he saw some campers in sleeping bags? Yum! Hot Pockets! Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food? … Continue reading

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