Category Archives: Jokes

Yeah. This is where you’ll find lots of short jokes!

Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Every year people around the world celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th. Really. Arrrrrrr you ready? Why do pirates wear eye patches? Because they can’t afford iPads! Why did the pirate stay in the head for so … Continue reading

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Oh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and time for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes. Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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A Family-style Plate of Shellfish Jokes!

Please pass the cocktail sauce! What do you call a fashion conscious crab? A snappy dresser! Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle! How does a shellfish get to the hospital? … Continue reading

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Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden! Wooden who? Wooden you like to know! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Madam! Madam who? Open up! Madam foot is caught in the door! Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it’s broken! … Continue reading

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Catch of the Day: Fish Jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales! What kind of money do fishermen make? Net profits! What is the fastest fish in the sea? The one that got away! What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick … Continue reading

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Flipper’s Favorite Dolphin Jokes

We asked Flipper to send us his best jokes. This is what he wrote back: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin! … Continue reading

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