Category Archives: Humor

Everyone has a funny bone! Low brow and high brow humor for just about everyone.

Pi Day Fun Facts

National Pi Day is celebrated each year on March 14–or better yet 3/14. Which nerds like us thrive off of because 3.14 is the rough estimate of the mathematical constant,π. With the nerdiest day of the year fast approaching here … Continue reading

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Famous Money Quotes

Cha Ching! Here are a few quotes to spice up your Sunday and remind you that tomorrow is Monday, and Monday means back to work…ya know in the hopes of making more money. “I’m not worried about the deficit. Its big enough … Continue reading

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Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach new diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Call to make full body wax appointment 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday: “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better … Continue reading

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Cheep Shots: The 10 Best Bird Jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side! What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment! Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one! … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham … Continue reading

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I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web! Why didn’t Cupid shoot … Continue reading

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Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered! Groan! Here are a few I found: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem! … Continue reading

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