Category Archives: Holidays

May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Happy Labor Day!

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Happy Hump Day!

The bad news….2 more days until your tax returns are due. The good news….the week is half over! Here’s a camel picture. It might help. Actually, it might be a dromedary but that certainly doesn’t change that fact that it is … Continue reading

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A Dozen Versions of the Classic Irish Song ‘Danny Boy’

I guess if I were a singer and I was performing on Saint Patrick’s Day, I would have my own version of “Danny Boy”. Some of the singers below nailed it while others…..should be nailed up. Click in the title … Continue reading

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Valentines’ Day Puns: Corny and Cute

What did the physicist say to her husband? Your quarks are so charming! What did the philosopher say to her lover? I Kant imagine life without you! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web. What did the writer say to … Continue reading

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The Star Spangled Banner: 8 Innovative Interpretations

How many people have sung “The Star Spangled Banner” since it  was was written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key? Millions, maybe billions. Ask any group of people to list memorable renditions of our national anthem and I bet a … Continue reading

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Hare-Raising Rabbit Jokes!

Hey. It’s almost Easter. Very appropriate. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?A harenet! Did you hear about the rabbit whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator! Why was the Easter Bunny … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny on Stereotypes of Rabbits in Popular Culture

The world’s most beloved bunny sat down with us for a heartfelt talk about some of the most hurtful and inaccurate generalizations about rabbits. Mirth in a Box: Which rabbit stereotype to you find to be the most irksome? Easter Bunny: That … Continue reading

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Gratitude Journal Entry: Thank You, Ireland!

Next week is Saint Patrick’s Day. Rather than mock the holiday that has been eclipsing my birthday (March 16th) for my entire life I decided to ponder all the wonderful things that Ireland has produced. Here’s my list: Wheaton Terriers … Continue reading

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Happy Chinese New Year! The Year of the Sheep/Ram/Goat

According to Chinese Astrology,tomorrow ushers in The Year of the Sheep (aka The Year of the Goat or The Year of the Ram). I’ve always been a sucker for Chinese food and get way too excited by those paper placemats … Continue reading

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