Category Archives: Guest Posts

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Prometheus Voices A Concern by Alex Berg

Zeus? Can we talk for a second about this punishment you’ve meted out for me? And, before I begin, I am sorry about the whole giving fire to mankind thing. I didn’t think you’d take it like you did, and I … Continue reading

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Money-Saving Tips From Manny, The Frugal Pterosaur

Thank you Alex Berg for this entertaining post! Hi everybody! Manny the Frugal Pterosaur here- have you been looking for a way to make your dollars stretch a little further? Perhaps you want to squeeze a few extra pennies out … Continue reading

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A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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Mouth-Watering Recipes For Water Moccasins

The following recipes were taken from Snake Bites: Forkfuls For Forked Tongues, by A. Piscivorus; Reptile Publishing Syndicate (1983). Edited by Alex Berg. Rat- Stuffed Rat Ingredients 1/4 cup ground rat 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 tablespoons finely chopped … Continue reading

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Great Moments in the History of Dogs

An old bit of research from funny man, Alex Berg.  July 20th, 1969 Fritz, a six year old golden retriever raised by NASA, keeps apollo astronaut Michael Collins company in the orbiter while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin land on … Continue reading

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Theories By Einstein From His Time At The Swiss Patent Office by Alex Berg

Thank you to Alex Berg c 2006~ Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past … Continue reading

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The Wright Brothers Politely Defer to One Another by Alex Berg

The Wright Brothers, like Alex Berg, had their ideas and inventions nurtured by their time spent in the glorious state of Ohio(see below for ongoing debate about the birthplace of aviation). Orville: Really, Wilbur, stop this silly bickering and get … Continue reading

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New Years Resolutions of a Robot

Compiled by Alex Berg. I will not harm a human being, or, though inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. I will obey the orders given to me by human beings except when such orders conflict with New … Continue reading

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Hansel & Gretel’s Moral Quandary Upon Finding An Untended Gingerbread House In The Forest

Hansel: Inasmuch as gingerbread is a man made substance, and we are men (in the general sense of the term), there is no reason we should not eat this gingerbread house. No beast in this realm or any other feasts … Continue reading

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Dorm-ganizing: Organizing Your College Dorm Room

The college dorm provides unique organizing challenges.  It’s a small space, usually shared by two students, that must function for work, storage, relaxation and play. Also, any organizing structures can’t be too permanent. Here are some recommendations. 1. Know Before … Continue reading

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