Category Archives: Guest Posts

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Practical Uses For Super Powers: Ant-man

From our super hero expert, Alex Berg: Ant-Man, for those of you who don’t know, is able to shrink to the size of an ant. The following are suggested practical uses for this extraordinary power: Building ships in bottles Extracting … Continue reading

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Time Travel Pranks: Déjà Vu

Déjà vu  Walk into a bar. Make direct eye contact with the bartender, but say nothing. Leave the bar so that the bartender cannot see your exit, either through a back door or bathroom window. Make note of the exact … Continue reading

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Wanna Get Crafty? Best Paper Crafts For 2016!

Thank you, Carolyn Clarke and Paper Mart-paper crafts for these great ideas! We may live in a digital age, but paper still prevails when it comes to crafting. Paper crafts are an entertaining and creative way to express your artistic … Continue reading

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Alexander The Great Struggles With The Gordian Knot

Think you’ve got problems? Remember this tale from Classics 101? Check out this post from Alex Berg (c. 2006): C’mon, Alexander… You’ve done tougher stuff than this. Remember when dad died, and all those city-states rebelled? You settled that matter, and, … Continue reading

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How to Treat A Vampire Bite

Years ago Alex Berg was temporarily unemployed and he wrote and wrote and wrote. Thanks for this post, Alex! Each year, nearly 8,000 people receive vampire bites in the United States. Even a bite from a so-called “harmless” vampire (or … Continue reading

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Telling Friend About New Boyfriend Who Works on Manhattan Project Without Spilling Classified Info

Well, I met MP while I was on a camping trip in New Mexico. I just love the southwest so much, and I needed some “me time” to recover from the whole Jon affair- criminy, he’s an unreasonable man. Thank … Continue reading

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The Horsehead Nebula’s Plea

Thanks Alex Berg , c. 2006, for this fine post. Hey… IAU? International Astronomer’s Union? Can you hear me? It’s me… The Horsehead Nebula… Look I just wanted to ask… Well… Could you please give me a new nickname…. Anything … Continue reading

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Preamble to An Eruption by Alex Berg

Declaration Of Eruption Despite my prior record of volcanic dormancy, the subduction of the convergent plate boundary upon which I am stationed has resulted in an abnormal lithospheric pressure differential which shall be remedied during the week of January 8th, … Continue reading

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All The King’s Horses and All The King’s Men Customer Service Survey As Completed by Humpty Dumpty

Yep. Alex Berg, 2006. This really cracked me up!!! Dear Mr. Dumpty- It has come to the attention of All The King’s Horses And All The King’s Men that you have recently contacted our help center. It is our goal … Continue reading

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Are You Invisible? Three Easy Tests

A helpful and timely article culled from a long dead blog, Microanalysis. Are You Invisible? In today’s fast-paced modern world, it can sometimes be difficult to know whether or not you are invisible. Perhaps you are boring, so people seem … Continue reading

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