Author Archives: Gay

Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts! Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with! Who was the … Continue reading

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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Claws Are Out! Quotes About Cats

I will not comment. The quotes speak for themselves: No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; … Continue reading

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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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Celebrating Coffee International Coffee Day!

Did you know that September 29th is International Coffee Day? I have never needed a reason to start my day with a cup, or two, of coffee. Not wanting to be a party pooper I plan to celebrate Coffee Day … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best: I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The first time … Continue reading

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Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Every year people around the world celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th. Really. Arrrrrrr you ready? Why do pirates wear eye patches? Because they can’t afford iPads! Why did the pirate stay in the head for so … Continue reading

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Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes: Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people! What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more … Continue reading

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