Author Archives: Gay

Famous Money Quotes

Cha Ching! Here are a few quotes to spice up your Sunday and remind you that tomorrow is Monday, and Monday means back to work…ya know in the hopes of making more money. “I’m not worried about the deficit. Its big enough … Continue reading

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Can You Guess Which Movie These Quotes Came From?

Everyone has their favorite movie, right? Ya know the one you annoyingly make your family and friends watch again and agin despite their groaning and begging for another option? Or the one you recite each line verbatim and can anticipate … Continue reading

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Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach new diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Call to make full body wax appointment 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday: “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better … Continue reading

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Cheep Shots: The 10 Best Bird Jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side! What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment! Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one! … Continue reading

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Dribble Glasses: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: A dribble glass is an seemingly innocent glass with tiny, virtually undectectable holes in the sides, usually covered by etchings or painted designs. When an unsuspecting victim drinks from this glass, liquid dribbles down his chin and hilarity … Continue reading

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May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham … Continue reading

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