Author Archives: Gay

Dribble Glasses: In Search of the Perfect Prank

Lab Notes: A dribble glass is an seemingly innocent glass with tiny, virtually undectectable holes in the sides, usually covered by etchings or painted designs. When an unsuspecting victim drinks from this glass, liquid dribbles down his chin and hilarity … Continue reading

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May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham … Continue reading

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I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web! Why didn’t Cupid shoot … Continue reading

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Red Carpet Fashion Digs-Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to resurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners: Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions. I’ve seen better coats on a dog … Continue reading

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Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered! Groan! Here are a few I found: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem! … Continue reading

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12 Days of Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! Which Christmas present can’t be beat? A broken drum! Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take coffee breaks while the other reindeers are working? … Continue reading

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Teddy Bear Jokes:Unbearable!

Pawthetic? Fur sure! What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed! What do you called a Teddy Bear with no ears? A Teddy B! What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A … Continue reading

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