Author Archives: Gay

May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the internet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought? How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? … Continue reading

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Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the expense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln: Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham … Continue reading

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I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th! What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web! Why didn’t Cupid shoot … Continue reading

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Red Carpet Fashion Digs-Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to resurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners: Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions. I’ve seen better coats on a dog … Continue reading

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Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered! Groan! Here are a few I found: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem! … Continue reading

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12 Days of Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! Which Christmas present can’t be beat? A broken drum! Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take coffee breaks while the other reindeers are working? … Continue reading

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Teddy Bear Jokes:Unbearable!

Pawthetic? Fur sure! What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed! What do you called a Teddy Bear with no ears? A Teddy B! What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A … Continue reading

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Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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