Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

Cupid's Pre-Valentine's Day To Do List (1)

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx

2. Bleach new diaper

3. Dry clean wings

4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt

5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer

6. Call to make full body wax appointment

7. Confirm interview with Dr. Phil

8. Buff out scratches on bow

9. Sharpen arrows 

10. 2x daily target practice

11. Call Hershey’s back, let them know that they need to send 5,000,000 more chocolate boxes ASAP

12. Call for a pedicure appointment

13. Set reminder to be ready for fly practice-tomorrow morning 6 am

14. Moisturize!

15. Make sure arrow bag is secure and ready to go

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2 Responses to Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

  1. Cupid says:

    I’m naturally hairless, thank you.

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