Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

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We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday:

  • “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown
  • “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” –Bob Hope
  • “Age is just a number.  Mine is unlisted.”  -Unknown
  • “Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.” –Unknown
  • “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”  –Chili Davis
  • “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” –Bob Hope
  • “It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen” –Brigitte Bardot
  • “How young can you die of old age?” –Steven Wright
  • “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.” –Bill Vaughn
  • “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” –Andy Rooney
  • “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.” –Phyllis Diller
  • “Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.”  –Joan Rivers
  • “Middle age–the time when you finally get your head together, but then your body starts falling apart” –Unknown
  • “Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.” –Daniel Bennett

Mirth in a Box sells fantastically fun gifts and gift boxes including fan favorite, Birthday Party in a Box and Ha Ha You’re Old Now. Here’s an idea! Send some happy for a birthday today!

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One Response to Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

  1. Matt Baier says:

    The Steven Wright one made me laugh, because I can see him saying it.

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