Monthly Archives: February 2018

Can You Guess Which Movie These Quotes Came From?

Everyone has their favorite movie, right? Ya know the one you annoyingly make your family and friends watch again and agin despite their groaning and begging for another option? Or the one you recite each line verbatim and can anticipate … Continue reading

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Cupid’s Pre-Valentine’s Day To Do List

1. Buy spare pair of Spanx 2. Bleach new diaper 3. Dry clean wings 4. Dermatologist’s appt to have mole removed from butt 5. Order case of liquid Viagra from Pfizer 6. Call to make full body wax appointment 7. Confirm interview with … Continue reading

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Birthday Wishes for your Middle Aged Friends!

We thought these quotes might take the sting out of that “significant” birthday: “Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”  -Unknown “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better … Continue reading

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