Cheep Shots: The 10 Best Bird Jokes

2 birds joking around

  • How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side!
  • What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
  • Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one!
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
  • Why do ducks fly south? Because it’s too far to walk!
  • Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
  • Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan!
  • What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead !
  • What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal !
  • What does a 1,000 lb. canary say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
  • When should you buy a bird? When it’s cheep!
  • How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely on the ground? It uses its sparrowchute!
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words to the song!

Got any better jokes? Please send them my way!

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