Here are a few Snowman jokes to get you through the bitter cold this winter! We’re hoping that a good laugh will help keep you warm!
- Why did Frosty the Snowman divorce his wife? Because his wife turned out to be a flake
- If a Snowman was a rapper what would his stage name be? Froze-T
- Why was the Snowman sad? Because he was having a meltdown
- What do you call the annual Snowman Holiday party? The Snowball
- What do Snowmen refer to their kids as? Chill-dren
- If Frosty the Snowman and a wolf had a baby, what would it be called? A brrrr-grrrrr
- When a Snowman has to cash a check, where does he go? The snow bank
- If a Snowman and a vampire had a baby what would they name it? Frostbite
- What do Snowmen wear on their heads to keep warm? Ice caps
- What does Frosty the Snowman add to his cheeseburgers? Chilly sauce
- How do you scare a Snowman? Pull out a hairdryer
We would love to hear some of your favorite Snowman jokes! Comment below!