Brrrrr! Snowman Jokes

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Here are a few Snowman jokes to get you through the bitter cold this winter! We’re hoping that a good laugh will help keep you warm!

  • Why did Frosty the Snowman divorce his wife? Because his wife turned out to be a flake
  • If a Snowman was a rapper what would his stage name be? Froze-T
  • Why was the Snowman sad? Because he was having a meltdown
  • What do you call the annual Snowman Holiday party? The Snowball
  • What do Snowmen refer to their kids as? Chill-dren
  • If Frosty the Snowman and a wolf had a baby, what would it be called? A brrrr-grrrrr
  • When a Snowman has to cash a check, where does he go? The snow bank
  • If a Snowman and a vampire had a baby what would they name it? Frostbite
  • What do Snowmen wear on their heads to keep warm? Ice caps 
  • What does Frosty the Snowman add to his cheeseburgers? Chilly sauce
  • How do you scare a Snowman? Pull out a hairdryer

We would love to hear some of your favorite Snowman jokes! Comment below!

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