May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses:Saint patricks day

  • May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with!
  • May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench your eternal thirst!
  • May the devil make a fool of you!
  • Dysentery on you!
  • If you eat, that you may not shit!
  • May you have the runs on your wedding night!
  • May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the Hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can’t find you with a telescope!

All righty then! Here’s an Irish blessing to reverse those curses:

May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow and may trouble avoid you wherever you go!

Happ Saint Patrick’s Day!

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