A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations:
- What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock!
- What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick O’ Shea!
- How do you get an Irishman on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.
- What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Paddy O’ Furniture
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
- How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter! What does Ireland have more than any other country? Irishmen!
There’s must be more Saint Patrick’s Day jokes out there-send me some!