Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty!green sneakers

A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations:

  • What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock!
  • What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick O’ Shea!
  • How do you get an Irishman on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.
  • What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? Paddy O’ Furniture
  • Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short!
  • How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!  What does Ireland have more than any other country? Irishmen!    

There’s must be more Saint Patrick’s Day jokes out there-send me some!

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