Monthly Archives: March 2017

May you find the bees but not the honey! Clever Curses!

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I found some delightfully devilish curses: May you be afflicted with the itch but have no nails to scratch with! May you go to hell and not have a drop of porter to quench … Continue reading

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Why Did The Elephant Wear Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day?

Because his red ones were dirty! A few more jokes for your Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock! What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off of walls?Rick … Continue reading

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