- How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows for sure because it has never been done!
- Why don’t architects get in to heaven? Because Jesus was a carpenter!
- Why is heaven considered to be the perfect place? Because there are not architects to screw up the design!
- What do architectural historians drink at bedtime? Rococoa!
- How to you get an architect to work? With an Architect’s Instruction book!
- What was the name of the negativist brother of a famous American architect? Louis Kahn’t.
- Which famous 20th century German architect is famous for his river sports achievements? Mies van der Rower.
There you go, Graeme! These are for you!