A+ Architect Jokes

A friend asked why I never had any jokes about architects. A quick look on the Sintra Portugal castleinternet and I found reams of architectural anecdotes. Who would have thought?

  • How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows for sure because it has never been done!
  • Why don’t architects get in to heaven? Because Jesus was a carpenter!
  • Why is heaven considered to be the perfect place? Because there are not architects to screw up the design!
  • What do architectural historians drink at bedtime? Rococoa!
  • How to you get an architect to work? With an Architect’s Instruction book!
  • What was the name of the negativist brother of a famous American architect? Louis Kahn’t.
  • Which famous 20th century German architect is famous for his river sports achievements? Mies van der Rower.

There you go, Graeme! These are for you!

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