Presidents’s Day Jokes!

Today is a day not just for mattress sales! Here’s a few jokes told at the washington dcexpense of George Washington and Abe Lincoln:

  • Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside!
  • Abraham Lincoln goes to the theatre and realizes that it’s an opera. He said, “ Oh great! Just shoot me now!”
  • Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?Because he couldn’t lie.
  • What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?Presidentures!
  • How did George Washington speak to his army?In general terms!
  • Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington, DC!”

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