I Heart Valentines Day Jokes!

Valentines Day definitely calls for the the corniest of jokes and puns:you appeal to me

  • Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Sure, February 14th!
  • What did the tarantula say about his date? We met on the web!
  • Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart? He can’t hit a target that small!
  • Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!
  • Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his taste!
  • What’s so great about love at first sight? It saves lots of time!
  • Girl: I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.
    Boy: Really? Why not?valentine I'll get right to the point
    Girl: You make me sick!
  • What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
  • What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!

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