Red Carpet Fashion Digs-Miss You, Joan Rivers!

Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to high heelsresurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners:

  • Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions.
  • I’ve seen better coats on a dog with mange.
  • She’s got more junk in her trunk than a full season of “Storage Wars”.
  • I give this look two middle fingers up!
  • The last time I saw this much thigh meat was on trash day a Chick-Fil-A.
  • The pattern! Does this or does this not look like a cake decorated by a crackhead?

What are your favorite red carpet zingers?

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