Since we are deep in to awards season, I think it is only appropriate to 
resurrect some of Joan Rivers snarky fashion one liners:
- Her chest is flatter than Kirstie Alley’s sofa cushions.
- I’ve seen better coats on a dog with mange.
- She’s got more junk in her trunk than a full season of “Storage Wars”.
- I give this look two middle fingers up!
- The last time I saw this much thigh meat was on trash day a Chick-Fil-A.
- The pattern! Does this or does this not look like a cake decorated by a crackhead?
What are your favorite red carpet zingers?
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