Groan! Here are a few I found:
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
- Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem!
- What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
- What type of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread!
- How long are elves legs? Long enough to reach the ground!
- Santa rides in his sleigh. What do the elves ride in? A minivan!
- What do elves like to barbecue? Short ribs!
- Why can’t you borrow money from an elf? Because they’re always a little short!