Elf Jokes: Naughty and Nice

Why aren’t there more jokes about elves around? Because they are short tempered!elf on a shelf

Groan! Here are a few I found:

  • What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
  • Why are Santa’s helpers depressed? They have low elf esteem!
  • What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
  • What type of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread!
  • How long are elves legs? Long enough to reach the ground!
  • Santa rides in his sleigh. What do the elves ride in? A minivan!
  • What do elves like to barbecue? Short ribs!
  • Why can’t you borrow money from an elf? Because they’re always a little short!

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