- What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
- Which Christmas present can’t be beat? A broken drum!
- Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take coffee breaks while the other reindeers are working? They are the star bucks!
- What did the little Christmas candle say to the big Christmas candle? I’m going out tonight!
- What’s it called when Santa Claus takes a break? A Santa pause!
- What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas time? He got 12 months!
- How do you make a reindeer fast? Don’t feed it!
- What do you call the elf that is always making wisecracks? A real Christmas card!
- Who goes, “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? Santa Claus walking backwards!
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
- How did the reindeer open his comedy routine? “This will SLEIGH you!”
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
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