12 Days of Christmas Jokes

  • What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!santa hat
  • Which Christmas present can’t be beat? A broken drum!
  • Why do Dasher and Dancer get to take coffee breaks while the other reindeers are working? They are the star bucks!
  • What did the little Christmas candle say to the big Christmas candle? I’m going out tonight!
  • What’s it called when Santa Claus takes a break? A Santa pause!
  • What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas time? He got 12 months!
  • How do you make a reindeer fast? Don’t feed it!
  • What do you call the elf that is always making wisecracks? A real Christmas card!
  • Who goes, “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? Santa Claus walking backwards!
  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  • How did the reindeer open his comedy routine? “This will SLEIGH you!”
  • What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!

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