Teddy Bear Jokes:Unbearable!

Pawthetic? Fur sure!close up of teddy bear

  • What did the teddy bear say after dinner? I’m stuffed!
  • What do you called a Teddy Bear with no ears? A Teddy B!
  • What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar!
  • What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend? Hunny!
  • What is as big as a Teddy Bear but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
  • What do Teddy Bears do when it rains? Get wet!
  • What is a Teddy Bear’s favorite food? Stuffing!Black bear key ring
  • What does a Teddy Bear walk on? His bear feet!

Mirth in a Box sells fun and unusual care packages for camp, college and anyone who needs some good cheer! In fact we carry the adorable little black bear key ring seen to the left!
photo credit: Dreamer via photopin (license)

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