Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up:halloween mummy

  • Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves!
  • What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music!
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
  • Who is the best mummy wrapper in all of Egypt? The Wizard of Gauze!
  • Who changed King Tut’s diapers? His Mummy!

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