Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes.skeleton jokes

  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
  • Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with!
  • Who was the winner of the skeleton beauty contest? No body!
  • What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Appetite!
  • Why can’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs!
  • What is a skeleton’s favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant? Spare ribs!
  • Who is a skeleton’s favorite emperor? Napoleon Boneaparte!

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