Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

  • Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers classy zombieseparately!
  • What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich!
  • What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt!
  • Why was the zombie expelled from school? He kept buttering up his teacher!
  • What does a zombie look for in a girlfriend? Someone with a pulse and plenty of brains!
  • How do patriotic zombies serve their country? They join the Marine Copse!
  • What did the zombie say to his friend after he ate the comedian? This tastes funny!
  • What does it take to become a zombie?DEAdication!
  • Why did the zombie put arsenic on his Wheaties? Because he was a cereal killer!
  • Why did the zombie have to stop teaching? He only had one pupil!

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