We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters 
groan with pleasure!
- Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling!
- Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which witch is which!
- Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
- What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch? Being her broom!
- What do you call two witches that live together?Broom mates!
- What kinds of tests do witches take? Hex-aminations!
- Why shouldn’t angry witches ride their broomsticks? They might fly off the handle!
- What do you call a sweet, gentle witch? A failure!
- Why won’t a witch wear a flat-topped hat? Because there is no point in it!
Mirth in a Box sells funny and unusual care packages. Check out our Gypsy Witch Fortune cards, too!
