Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests Castle ghostsgroaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes:

  • Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him!
  • What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!
  • What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people? Poultrygeist!
  • What do you do when you see a ghost? Run away!
  • Which kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos!
  • What did the ghost say when his girlfriend put on a new designer sheet? You look boooo-tiful!
  • What is the first thing a ghost does when she gets in to her car? Fastens her sheet belt!
  • Which streets are ghosts’ favorite haunting spots? Dead ends!

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