Monthly Archives: October 2016

Mummy! They’re Making Fun of You!!! Mummy Jokes

You’d have to be a stiff not to appreciate these great mummy jokes we dug up: Why don’t mummies have many friends? They are too wrapped up in themselves! What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap music! Why don’t mummies … Continue reading

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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Skeleton Jokes!

It is time to reach in to the closet and bring out the skeleton jokes. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts! Why don’t skeletons like parties? No body to dance with! Who was the … Continue reading

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My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond On Halloween parents send their kids out looking like me. Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween … Continue reading

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Bust a Gut Laughing at These Zombie Jokes

Do zombies eat their dinner with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately! What’s a zombie’s favorite meal? A MANwich! What did the zombie do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt! Why was the zombie expelled from … Continue reading

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Claws Are Out! Quotes About Cats

I will not comment. The quotes speak for themselves: No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; … Continue reading

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Witty and Wacky Witch Jokes

We’ve got a cauldron full of witch jokes that are sure to make your tricker or treaters groan with pleasure! Why was the witch kicked out of school? She flunked spelling! Is it possible to tell twin witches apart? Nope. No one can tell which … Continue reading

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Ghost Jokes: Boo!

Sometimes Halloween parties can be just plain dead! Get your sheet-faced guests groaning with a few of these transparently silly ghost jokes: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?Because you can see right through him! What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream! What do you … Continue reading

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