Joan Rivers: Beauty is Skin Deep!

Can we talk? Joan Rivers at her best:Joan Rivers

  • I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
  • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
  • He who limps is still walking.
  • I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
  • Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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