Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Every year people around the world celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day on September pirate19th. Really. Arrrrrrr you ready?

  • Why do pirates wear eye patches? Because they can’t afford iPads!
  • Why did the pirate stay in the head for so long? Because he had the ships!
  • What is a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrrugala!
  • What’s a pirate’s favorite part of a parade? Da Balloons!
  • Who cleans a pirate captain’s quarters? A mermaid!
  • Which card games do pirates like best? Gin and Rummy!
  • What did the dyslexic pirate say? Raaaaaaaa!
  • What is a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrrrrt!
  • Which movies do pirates like best? Arrrrrrrr-rated ones!
  • What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns!
  • Which kind of ships do pirates avoid? RelationSHIPS!

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