Who Would Have Thought? Jokes About Politicians

Can’t stay up for the late shows? Here are some evergreen political jokes:politicians scrape shit from boots

    • Why should politicians be buried 20 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people!
    • What’s the difference between a politician and a shopping cart?A politician holds more liquor!
    • What’s the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish!                                                                                       What’s the difference between a politician and a sack of manure?The sack!
    • Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians? Professional courtesy!
    • What’s the difference between a good politician and a bad politician? A headstone!
    • What do you call a group of skydiving politicians? Skeet!
    • How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving!    

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