How Many Politicians Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Wow. So many answers to the age old question, “How many politicians does it light bulb and handtake to change a light bulb?” Here are some of my favorites:

  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it. 
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
  • How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it really gets screwed. 
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was better.
  • How many ethical politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of them!
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? It’s irrelevant; they’re still in the dark!  
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Since they rarely change anything without first appointing a study committee, it can take anywhere from between six to twelve politicians to change a light bulb. 
  • How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? 10000001. One to change the light bulb and 10000000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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