Back To School: Teacher Jokes

Oh dear! Where did the summer go? It time for students to go back to school and vintage teachertime for Mirth in a Box to pull out the teacher jokes.

  • Why did the teacher turn the lights on? Because her class was so dim!
  • Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?  She couldn’t control her pupils! 
  • Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water!
  • What do you call a teacher without students? Happy!
  • What would happen if you took the school bus home ? The police would make you bring it back !
  • Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!

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One Response to Back To School: Teacher Jokes

  1. Honey bear says:

    I like honey

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