Do not disparrow! Try out these bird jokes (Good Grebe!):
- What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? Shredded Tweet!
- How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
- What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey!
- How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!
- What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor? The pheasants are revolting’!
- What do you call a duck on drugs? A quackhead!
- What kind of bird can carry the most weight? The crane!
- What do you get when you cross a Golden Eagle with a razor?A Bald Eagle!
- When should you buy a bird? When it’s going cheep!
Drumroll please, my favorite:
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get that thing?” The parrot replies, “In France, there are millions of them!”
Thanks to panuruangjan via freedigitalphotos.net for the picture of the Blue Flycatcher!