I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

  • What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!close up of horse face
  • How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground!
  • What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face?
  • Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? She always said neigh! 
  • What type of story does a runaway horse tell? A tale of whoa!
  • What did one horse say to the other horse? The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane! 
  • Yikes!

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3 Responses to I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

  1. Gus says:

    That last one’s pretty subtle

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