I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes
- What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
- How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground!
- What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face?
- Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? She always said neigh!
- What type of story does a runaway horse tell? A tale of whoa!
- What did one horse say to the other horse? The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane!
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