Saccharine and Sarcastic Quotes About the Weather!

Ugh! I’m checking the weather way too much this summer!

  • Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there summer dayis really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
 John Ruskin
  • After three days men grow weary, of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.
 Benjamin Franklin
  • Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.
 Kim Hubbard
  • If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm.
 Frank Lane
  • A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.
 Marcel Proust
  • What can it be about low temperatures that sharpens the edges of objects?
 Ian McEwan
  • It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
 Charles Martin
  • What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
 Jane Austen
  • You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
 Chuck Tanner
  • April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.
 T.S. Eliot
  • Weather is a great metaphor for life–sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and there’s nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. 
 Pepper Giardino
  • Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
 Mark Twain
  • You can’t get mad at weather because weather’s not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
 Doug Coupland
  • Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde
  • Change of weather is the discourse of fools.
 Thomas Fuller

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