- What do you call a fashion conscious crab? A snappy dresser!
- Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle!
- How does a shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance!
- How does one avoid infection from biting crabs? Don’t bite them!
- What do you call a lazy crayfish? Slobster!
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels!
- How did the marine mollusk get into college? Apparently it got in on a scallopship!
- What do you get if you cross an AP student with a crab? Snappy answers!
- Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker!
Mirth in a Box sells seas shells by the sea shore…..ehhh, no. We don’t. But we do have a wonderful collection of summer time fun stuff! Check us out!
photo credit: JOE’S crab shack — san francisco details, scott richard via photopin (license)