Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock!door
Who’s there?
Wooden!
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Open up! Madam foot is caught in the door!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!
Knock! Knock!small door at italian villa
Who’s there?
Wire!
Wire who?
Wire you asking?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Gladys me, aren’t you!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida rung the doorbell but it’s broken!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
The doorbell repairman! Open up knucklehead so I can fix the bell!

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