Monthly Archives: August 2016

How Do You Cheer Up a Blue Bird?

Do not disparrow! Try out these bird jokes (Good Grebe!): What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? Shredded Tweet! How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow! What birds spend … Continue reading

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Smelling the Flowers: Gardening Quotes

As the summer heat abates I begin, once again, to spend time in my garden. Ahhhhh!!!!! A garden is a grand teacher. It teaches patience and careful watchfulness; it teaches industry and thrift; above all it teaches entire trust. Gertrude … Continue reading

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Bzzzzzz! Insects are Intense!

Get it? If you’ve ever gone camping you know that insects are found IN TENTS!!!!!Never mind. Here are some cute insect & bug quotes with a touch of poetry: Take time to smell the roses and eventually you’ll inhale a … Continue reading

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Clawsome Quotes About Cats

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.Winston Churchill Cats have a … Continue reading

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I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! How long should a horse’s legs be? Long enough to reach the ground! What do you ask a sad horse? Why the long face? Did you … Continue reading

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Saccharine and Sarcastic Quotes About the Weather!

Ugh! I’m checking the weather way too much this summer! Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
 John Ruskin … Continue reading

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Tom Swifties: A Never Ending Source of Amusement

“We must hurry”, Tom said swiftly…..the little sentence that spawned so many more! Please send us your favorites! “Give me the gun,” Tom said disarmingly. “I don’t think this ship is tilting at all,” Tom said listlessly. “My mother got … Continue reading

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A Family-style Plate of Shellfish Jokes!

Please pass the cocktail sauce! What do you call a fashion conscious crab? A snappy dresser! Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle! How does a shellfish get to the hospital? … Continue reading

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August 7th is International Friendship Day!

Did you know that August 7th is Friendship Day? Nor did I but this crass invention of a holiday intended to sell greeting cards has now been embraced by the United Nations was well as the United States. Here’s a few … Continue reading

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Summer Camp Haiku

Summer nights. Twinkling Stars, fireflies, distant lightning Full buck moon. Summer. Charred sweetness. Gooey O’er soft, warm choc’late Graham crackers. S’mores! Summer smells: bug spray, Sun screen, cut hay, jasmine buds Campfires, stinky shoes! Buzz, pop, crunch, chirrup Screech, ribbut, … Continue reading

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