Monthly Archives: July 2016

These Are In Tents: Corny Camping One Liners

If you’re not in New York, you’re camping out.  Thomas E. Dewey
 I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call “indoorsy”… My wife always brings up, “Camping’s a tradition in my family.” Hey, … Continue reading

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Camp Care Packages: What Would Roseanne Connor Do?

Roseanne Connor, matriarch of the 1980’s sitcom, “Roseanne”, was the antithesis of television’s usual crop of sugary, well-spoken,model-thin mothers. Roseannne’s chaotic, yet loving, parenting style was a breathe of fresh air to some mothers-and an irritant to many others. So … Continue reading

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Comedic Cephalopods: Squid and Octopus Jokes

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid! How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles! Who held the baby octopus for ransome? Squidnappers! What … Continue reading

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Catch of the Day: Quotes About Fishing!

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.  Paul Schullery In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. Jose Simon Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.  He was using a dotted line.  He caught … Continue reading

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